The Absolute State of Affairs

23.04.2021 г.
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This has to be my all-time favourite recipe! I make this every day for my 16 children, 4 husbands, 3 wives, 18 ex-husbands, 24 ex-wives, my mother, father, 48 step-dads, 39 step-mums, my 17 brothers and 20 sisters, my 4 half brothers, 6 step-brothers, 3 half-sisters, 4 step-sisters, my 15 cats, 25 dogs, 3 alligators, 58 cows, 7 chickens, 8 hamsters, 14 rats, 47 best friends, 164 colleagues, my 4 bosses, all 83 clients of mine, all my ancestors, that squirrel outside, the man looking in from my window, the girl in my bathtub, and the thing in the basement. It’s really simple and easy to make so I really love giving it to as many as I can!
Oh! how could I have forgotten! Silly me, here is a link to the recipe🤗:
lots of love,
Jhris Cansen

  • Jojo is that a fucking mullet

    jade migajade migaпреди 15 дни
    • @Willow Cairns SHE DOES

      ollieollieпреди ден
    • omg

      saansaanпреди ден
    • theo vonn little sister

      katikakatikaпреди 3 дни
    • Ella Yoot 🐸it might be

      jade migajade migaпреди 3 дни
    • Jade is that you 👁👄👁

      EllaEllaпреди 3 дни
  • 10 seconds in and I’m subbed

    Bryce PageBryce Pageпреди 13 минути
  • Joana's rendition of that Addison Rae song was better than the actual song 😭😭😭😭

    Spraiha SrivastavaSpraiha Srivastavaпреди 45 минути
  • john cena, i wish you not dry and tight skin.

    Lola LingschLola Lingschпреди 3 часа
  • the best human on youtube all hail queen joana 👑

    Ji MercedesJi Mercedesпреди 3 часа
  • i literally love you

    evie hillegeistevie hillegeistпреди 4 часа
  • Bathe in the tea, pat dry, then moisturize right after u get out and

    Aria AnnaAria Annaпреди 5 часа
  • Look up about babosa/aloe ice cubes, it's way more practical than cutting it everytime. I use it to soothe the itchness and dry skin whenever my eczema pops.! Also the diet stuff is true. I suffered from strong migraines since I was a kid, only when I got into the healthy/fresh/anti-inflammatory/probiotic realm my migraines frequency started to drop considerably. Green tea, kefir, flax seeds, ginger, turmeric, radish, oranges, lemon, dark green vegetables and all that shit became my best friends.

    Brun F.Brun F.преди 5 часа
  • omg that intro hahaha

    Cyn MirandaCyn Mirandaпреди 5 часа
  • ik that this has nothing to do with the video but i am realllyyyyyy digging the mullet honestlyyy

    TheBawseEllaTheBawseEllaпреди 6 часа
  • Gurl got the cake

    simply kathryn rebecasimply kathryn rebecaпреди 6 часа
  • Stay strong and get well John Cena!! The world needs you to fight off Covid!!

    Jackson GongJackson Gongпреди 6 часа
  • Joana Ceddia try an only meat diet. Mikhaila Petterson tried it and had (has) a bunch of autoimmune problems that went away. Try it for a week, you might see everything go away and get better. Best of luck and sorry, not sorry for giving you more advice on treatment.

    Matthew WardropMatthew Wardropпреди 7 часа
  • So I come back to check on john after a year... a lot happened

    JacksonJacksonпреди 8 часа
  • I wasnt going to comment until you got to the part about your glasses- I had the same experience as you have. My vision wasnt like CRAZY BAD before i stopped using glasses, but it was not perfect, nd i have to wear glasses, though i stopped using them for months, i havent used them since august at least and when i decided to put my glasses back on, it was blurry asf and i could tell my vision def got better-

    go back to sleep karengo back to sleep karenпреди 8 часа
  • you look like joseph joestar

    NagitoNagitoпреди 9 часа

    nty but fwu for trying uhnty but fwu for trying uhпреди 9 часа
  • Get well soon, hun.

    Moony SomethingwithyanMoony Somethingwithyanпреди 10 часа
  • I have eczema and my doc gave me a pill that stops the itching! Idk what it's called but it works so well with the deep itching sensation.

    Alexis CAlexis Cпреди 10 часа
  • Telling u I have eczema without telling u I have eczema: Me:*wears shorts* Mom: omg! Your legs are hideous! Me: ok, still wearing this Mom: but your legs look so horrible! Everyone will see how disgusting your legs are! ................. I use also topical steroid and there are very good balms for your body that made it so much better that I use the steroid only once in awhile, and soap that actually leaves my skin not dry after a shower ( which is a miracle). if someone is interested I can find the name of the soap.

    נלי שוייפרנלי שוייפרпреди 12 часа
  • I’m not sure if you can use any lotions but I suffer from bad eczema and realized any eczema lotion that contains oat just makes it worse so i started using Lubriderm, the burgundy bottle and it’s changed my skin for the better. goodluck with your healing!!

    dani roucodani roucoпреди 12 часа
  • this could just be me being stupid, but i wonder if ur poor eyesight was connected to the topical steroid use. like there is probably no connection between the two. but mayhaps

    Shelby KShelby Kпреди 13 часа
  • you're brave wearing a black shirt, I'd be dusting the scales off every 5 seconds

    Jela PetraJela Petraпреди 13 часа
  • i remember not being able to wear a long sleeve white shirt cause of the blood that would appear from ripping out my skin

    Jela PetraJela Petraпреди 13 часа
  • "cultured cream"... isn't that just... yoghurt

    virrigvirrigпреди 14 часа
  • the fact that the ö in the transcribed khiamömile actually sounds like an ö

    virrigvirrigпреди 14 часа
  • How the hell did you get through this ,anyway I hope you get better

    Julia SamsonJulia Samsonпреди 16 часа
  • I thought you were dead... BUT YOU'RE ALIVE I MISSED YOUU!!

    Renata GiesbrechtRenata Giesbrechtпреди 17 часа
  • instead of saying eczema i just say “tomura shigaraki syndrome.”

    I’mASimpForCrazyBitchesI’mASimpForCrazyBitchesпреди 18 часа
  • I don’t even have eczema but I can relate to the feeling of wanting to peel back your skin and aggressively scratch your bones because the itch is just so bad. When I was little I could almost never go outside because I would get bit by mosquitoes and scratch and scratch and scratch till I bled or left a big nasty scar. I’m sorry that you have to deal with eczema i’m sure it feels like hell on earth i’m glad you’re feeling slightly better though. 👍❤️

    Lil EssieLil Essieпреди 18 часа
  • oh hi louis tomlinson

    faniafaniaпреди 19 часа
  • Burning water is literally impo-

    LunaLunaпреди 20 часа
  • tysm for sharing your experience and giving eczma survivors a platform you're so brave

    manoelamanoelaпреди 20 часа
  • i love u john cena

    OliviaMai FisherCollinsOliviaMai FisherCollinsпреди 21 час
  • I pray to God Joana that you can get through this. I pray that God will give you strength to continute to make videos and get your education

    Starlight StellarStarlight Stellarпреди 21 час
  • "i'm just a person with crusty ass skin"

    juliettejulietteпреди 22 часа
  • Okay but the discription

    Archita BanerjeeArchita Banerjeeпреди 23 часа
  • why tf does she look like kris jenner here

    QwakQwakпреди 23 часа
  • “Whilst James Charles is gonna blame it on desperation” 😂😂😂

    doliio volaydoliio volayпреди ден
  • girlboss

    ZoeZoeпреди ден
  • pretty sure the tea is for external use on the wounds, not to drink it lmao

    DamianaDParisDamianaDParisпреди ден
    • Keep up the spirit....I wish to meet u one day....ok... wait for me 😅🤣

      doliio volaydoliio volayпреди ден
  • Joana hi I also has eczema and when I itch it it bleeds so I watch all your videos and I love them

    Avneet VaraitchAvneet Varaitchпреди ден
  • When I got poison ivy on my face, I literally had to tape mittens to my hands to stop scratching

    Laura HansenLaura Hansenпреди ден
  • Not an elephant 🐘 stahp. Im pregnant and I’ve also put on 20lbs. When it’s not your norm is feels like balls. No doubt you’ll bounce back as soon as you’re physically able 🇨🇦💕

    Amelina HAmelina Hпреди ден
  • "but i am an immovable object, call an ambulance... but not for me." what a total hunkazoid. could ghost me for eternity in the hottest way possible

    foefoeпреди ден
  • As someone who has eczema I fuckin feel for you. Missed you girl😭❤💕

    TheKandy487TheKandy487преди ден
  • Joanna, do you miss avocados or are you allowed to eat them?

    Fight IndoctrinationFight Indoctrinationпреди ден
  • I bet she misses avocados.

    Fight IndoctrinationFight Indoctrinationпреди ден
  • I bet she misses avocados.

    Fight IndoctrinationFight Indoctrinationпреди ден
  • What is cultured cream?

    Fight IndoctrinationFight Indoctrinationпреди ден
  • I just feel sad and so sorry. I'm not sad at you. I know you're resilient and strong! It just sucks so bad and I'M SO SORRY. Seems like prison in your own body. FEEEEL BETTERRRR i command you /:

    Makenzie TheissMakenzie Theissпреди ден
  • Tallow and urine therapy

    Emily MindenEmily Mindenпреди ден
  • Hey I have heard so many stories about taking a break from specs and ending up having a better eyesight than before.. I think I should try it too😅

    s ss sпреди ден

    debrahamzdebrahamzпреди ден
  • Hey sisys

    Roya ZadehRoya Zadehпреди ден
  • Keep up the spirit....I wish to meet u one day....ok... wait for me 😅🤣

    Dangi NeharikaDangi Neharikaпреди ден
  • I love how she’s slowly becoming a vlogger

    Anneya GalarioAnneya Galarioпреди ден

    Amy RowanAmy Rowanпреди ден
  • Can we just appreciate her mom to make joana happy by just dancing!?, anyways, joana's mom is such a goood dancer, We love u joana! ❣

    bilinas minibilinas miniпреди ден
  • Aveeno got my eczema under control after the steroids calmed it down from that point where it’s just a bunch of wounds and blood. I just don’t let it get dry, using the moisturiser, and it seems to go away. Only took 17 years to figure that one out (and get a doctor to prescribe me a steroid that actually worked) but it’s been working for years since! Eczema is a journey. Maybe mine can help someone else’s.

    clickheretogenerateusernameclickheretogenerateusernameпреди ден
    • You should try the carnivore diet look up meat rx

      bilinas minibilinas miniпреди ден
  • Finally someone else dealing with exema !!!!

    Ag BattAg Battпреди ден
  • I'll be taking off my glasses to improve my eyesight 🤓😎

    Akshay DalviAkshay Dalviпреди ден

    Ana-Maria ZiduAna-Maria Ziduпреди ден
  • You are the best

    Ikerluz22 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔIkerluz22 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔпреди 2 дни
  • I can relate.

    Jaz PJaz Pпреди 2 дни
  • u look like chris jenner HAHAHA

    Molly AnderssonMolly Anderssonпреди 2 дни
  • have you ever thought of putting socks on your hands or clipping nails

    Steven LamSteven Lamпреди 2 дни
  • “James Charles will blame it on desperation.” 😂 p.s. Try bathing in Chamomile Tea

    ObservetteMARCHObservetteMARCHпреди 2 дни
  • Im sorry but that intro reminded me of filthy frank

    Ishana RampersadIshana Rampersadпреди 2 дни
  • Sitting still is the enemy of the state. You continue to inspire me.

    Samuel ChamelSamuel Chamelпреди 2 дни
  • Paris Ontario is in Canada

    ShayShayпреди 2 дни

    dora the explorerdora the explorerпреди 2 дни
  • Me who doesn’t have insane eczema so uhhhhhhhhh how does it feel?

    Nolan HuynhNolan Huynhпреди 2 дни
  • So ur not dead

    Hayden CongerHayden Congerпреди 2 дни
  • You should try the carnivore diet look up meat rx

    Luckyseven80Luckyseven80преди 2 дни
  • i hope you are getting back ... i love u john cenna

    Shubhreen kaurShubhreen kaurпреди 2 дни
  • So my mom had this and I’m gonna say one thing and one thing only, M U N G B E A N. Like vegetables and mung bean and literally nothing else. My mother tried it her skin got 2837381937473 times better in like 1 month and hers was rlly bad like it was discolored as well. After 4 months she’s completely good 💃🕺💃🕺💃. Pls don’t attack me I’m only trying to help 😟 Also yes she did lose weight 🤨

    Spongebob SquarenailsSpongebob Squarenailsпреди 2 дни
  • Your sense of humor is beyond your years. I lol by myself to your vids. 🖤

    Danielle MattyDanielle Mattyпреди 2 дни
  • They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper

    ꀗꂑꋊꁅ ꌚꁲꋖꍩꁲꋊꁲꌚꀗꂑꋊꁅ ꌚꁲꋖꍩꁲꋊꁲꌚпреди 2 дни
  • I’m so sorry about this whole situation. It really sucks. Eczema can be a huge struggle even for people that have a minor case. I hope you get better soon! :)

    Addy RodesAddy Rodesпреди 2 дни
  • this appearance gives me kris jenner vibes

    Ελενη ΠΕλενη Πпреди 2 дни
  • “Your girl is a little thick.” 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️.

    Zeniah WilburnZeniah Wilburnпреди 2 дни
  • You're not fat. Feel better soon.

    LizaVPLizaVPпреди 2 дни
  • Joe Sedimentary, we love you even though you have exeggutor.

    Kiko CRKiko CRпреди 2 дни
  • Robert California down bad

    Daniela AlmarazDaniela Almarazпреди 2 дни
  • I miss you what the fuck john beckaucgles

    hatu ushitshahatu ushitshaпреди 2 дни
  • I have a case of Ezcema that flares up during cold and hot weather. It sometimes can react from the detergents in soaps in stuff or even a simple dryer sheat. My skins sensitive but a cream that helps me is Cortizone-10 idk if you tried it before but if not i hope that helps and you feel better!!! :) you got this john cena!!!

    xdToastyxdToastyпреди 2 дни
  • Does anyone think that the topical steroids were harming your eye sight and being off of them has helped your eyes heal them selves? Just curious if anyone had the same thought

    Rosie StangerRosie Stangerпреди 2 дни
  • the queen is in the mullet phase

    lily annlily annпреди 2 дни
  • Wow your skin looks really nice and S M O O T H

    Premium MemiumPremium Memiumпреди 2 дни
  • you started to lose you eyebrows... I WoUlD StiLl hAvE Me I cAn t lOsSsE

    Meme FaceMeme Faceпреди 2 дни
  • 14:25 so are we just not gonna talk about this John see nothing I think you are a comedic genius

    Samantha LopezSamantha Lopezпреди 2 дни
  • Have you tried smoking weed

    SSSSпреди 2 дни
    • Not for the eggccandshcxhugs but for you not itching

      SSSSпреди 2 дни
  • okay im late but i actually also experienced the same thing with my eyesight. I was a kid back then and I forgot my glasses somewhere because we went swimming. My parents didn't bother getting it back until a few months later. We said (my sister lost hers too) that we do not need it anymore because our eyesights are now good. But parents said that was impossible, so here I am, years later with worse eyesight.

    oh wow hi bonjuruoh wow hi bonjuruпреди 2 дни
  • Me, stumbling through highschool for 3 years after i broke my glasses when i was 14 and couldnt afford another: 👩‍🦯🙈

    hoiy vinosahoiy vinosaпреди 2 дни
  • i love your laugh/giggle so much

    merideth rosemanmerideth rosemanпреди 2 дни
  • 👧👨@ 本当にありがとう。, また、インタラクティブなプロトタイプは機能的に独立した要素に分離されています。私たちの活動の絶え間ない成長と範囲は、割り当てられたタスクに関連して参加者が取った位置をテストする上で興味深い実験です。💝🖤在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕, 大米,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反對於現代世界,一種新的組織活動模型為(現有的)財務和行政條件的形成提供了廣泛的(專家)參與。很難說為什麼項目結構的關鍵特徵是模棱兩可的,並且將被組合成自己種類的整個集群。,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類 南瓜,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候*

    Susan AnistonSusan Anistonпреди 2 дни
    • If I were to guess based on absolutely no knowledge, your eyesight probably improved bc of the lack of glasses AND the improved diet. A good diet can fix soooo many issues

      hoiy vinosahoiy vinosaпреди 2 дни
  • I had this too when I was a toddler and my mom stopped feeding me dairy products and I started feeling (and looking) better soon 🙂👍

    LaraLaraпреди 2 дни
  • carol baskin

    AcquillaAcquillaпреди 3 дни
  • love you mama

    Christina LoweChristina Loweпреди 3 дни