Trump’s Bananas Border Speech, Looming Impeachment & Crazy Conspiracies
Eight days are left of Donald Trump’s presidency, the House will vote to impeach tomorrow, new details have been released about what went down at the White House on Wednesday during the attacks on the Capitol, one of the rioters (who was dressed like a Viking) isn’t happy with his accommodations in jail, Trump flew to Alamo, Texas to brag about his “wall” the same week his supporters showed that walls serve no purpose whatsoever, three Democrats in the house have tested positive for COVID after being holed up during the Capitol lockdown with maskless colleagues, and it turns out that QAnon is just a build-your-own-apocalypse.
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Why did he call the whole foods viking by the last name ‘chansely’?
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He lied to his own supporters when he said 'We will go to capitol hill'. People died because he said 'We'.
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Mexico should build a wall and make America pay for it.
Trump WILL NOT got impeached...yet again. It's all a theater for Nancy Pelosi and her devoted Democratic party just like before. A waste of time.
"This is the biggest betrayal of any President in the history of the United States of America" - Liz Cheney.
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Tired of your ramblings. What are you going to do when Trump is gone? Will you stop your videos?
No one made you click on it. Ha Ha
A lot of effort to not open the Congressional Review, the DNC politicians should be glad to open the review to show the citizenry nothing was wrong with it. It's only a 10-day process and there were members from both sides willing and able, until the threats of being slammed in the media.
@bcvbb hyui : Sounds like you're the one that needs to move forward. He's a citizen, now. Move forward.
Oh, Donnie, the surprises you deliver are nigh on neverending . Now, be a good Dumpling and get impeached .
Thank you. That's very good. People will know more about this maniac crazy Trump guy. Thanks God, he's leaving.
Trump fooled a lot of morons in BOTH elections, but I thank God he didn't fool enough the second time around. I still can''t believe that there are no background protocalls ? that would bar someone with a history like his that would keep him out of the running. If trump would have had to answer for all his negative lifestyle dealings , like everyday people have to to get gainful employment , he wouldn't have even got past square one .
has been sabotaged by the so called "president."
😂😂😂👽
So its all Matt Damon’s fault😂
i love his laugh
That "conspiracy theory" at the end was incredible. Haha! The research that the late night guys have done lately for some solid jokes is really good satire.
Trump all the way!🇲🇽
Jimmy you da best!
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Oh, that Matt Damon! I should have known he was at the bottom of this evil. He's, after all, the source of all Jimmy Kimmel's blights.
Why we still even allowing him to speak
Jimmy Kimmel is a wet fart trying to make money off of America's misery. Can't come up with any new material?
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Yes, there is a "Qanon Anonymous," and they're great. Google em
This impeachment is causing tremendous joy.
Oh, Donnie, the surprises you deliver are nigh on neverending . Now, be a good Dumpling and get impeached .
Brilliant!!
"...and they won't even let her in there to breastfeed..." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Trump almost makes it to toddler level.
So its all Matt Damon’s fault😂
Just a few more days of this idiot. He's "got the best words." How did this get to this point? Lack of civic education for our children. Lack of learning of critical thinking. Education has been sabotaged by the so called "president."
Why don’t you wealthy and privledged actors and actresses stay out of politics. It’s obvious you people are not detrimentally effected by the lock downs. Loss of homes, businesses and livelihoods.
There is a QAnon Anonymous and they make a great weekly podcast
Oh, that Matt Damon! I should have known he was at the bottom of this evil. He's, after all, the source of all Jimmy Kimmel's blights.
I think someone played the music as a joke on him 😁😅
You can fool some of the people, some of the time. But you cant fool all the people, all the time.Bob Marley
All he did was send a lynchmob to string her up and watch it on live TV. Poor victimised Donny waunt understand why she's so well dramatic. Maybe Pelosis time of month. Lol
11:23 *DEEP STATE! NEW WORLD ORDER!*
I hate Jimmy Kimmels show!
Joe Biden can't even put a sentence together or forgets what he is saying 🤔
love it.... well done Jimmy, anyone can make all sorts of rubbish out of random data and make a connection ..7 degrees of separation etc John Oliver has a good show about this also
Trump is taking one last tour of all his greatest failures this week - tomorrow he's spending the day with Eric...
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Hey Jimmy, how was your stay? In Gitmo??? with all your fellow cell mates????
F*cking Matt Damon - I knew it!!!!
There is absolutely no medical need for organic food. It provides less nutrition, and uses more pesticides and has less regulations. There's absolutely no health benefits... And there's absolutely no way a human can become Sick by not eating organic... That's just a ridiculous concept... Of course what do we expect from a person who lives in a world of conspiracy. It looks like his mom supports it
Thanks for your hard work Jimmy.
Wait, didn't Sara Silverman date Jimmy and Matt Damon? SARA IS Q OMG.
BREASTFEED 😂😂
Look, 👀 the orange 🍊 is going bananas 🍌 !!!!! 😄
President Trump and his allies are fostering white supremacist and violent extremism.
Guys like kimmel do it..
“ Qanon-anonymous “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂🍊🤷👏👏👏 all the 1990 bs numerology nonsense. Go Jimmy Kimmy 😂
17 is the number of Republicans in the Senate, needed to impeach Trumpy Bear.
do it we dont like you cheeto , get out
Did his face turn red?
The US is living off trillions of counterfeit money and there are people who think the US is the place to be. Gravy train my aaaaaaaaasssssssskkkkkkk
Wasn’t Mitch McConnell the old man on Fraggle Rock smh 😂
This is not the right way to do this
''Its time for grandpa to peacefully hand over the keys'' to a... younger one like Biden
Well that immigrant Melania sure got onto a gravy train, cho cho.
The mistake Twitter made was not cutting off Trump earlier.
Socialism here we come! I’m so sad this country is too stupid to see the blatant agenda here.
Worst president ever. Blows my mind that his followers think he’s so great.
Best quote ever “Qanon is lost just like the people who follow it”.
nieooj gotoy : What's the big deal about a group that wants to protect children.
There is crazy and there is trump crazy buffoons.
Jimmy that was awesome that was a really good break down of the ignorance the people have put out there, and it's so dangerous for things like this to happen all done with the greatest technological invention of humanity the internet even though a person can learn to be anything they want to be in this world now using the internet the kind of information like qanon is enough to justify a world without internet
i Love America Best show in a galaxy
@nieooj gotoy mmm what ? 🤣🤣 i mean America is like great Tv Show , some kind of like Simpsons or South Park but pseudo-documentary genre
This guy is an expert on deepfakes i see. Haha. Qanon is an obvious psyop that benefits people like this guy. Your lies are not working try harder.
Yep! Trump supporters sexually excited when he was under the desk😒🤔I just threw up in my mouth!🤢
Q identity is so easy to get ...No! not that one, the other one, the unthinkable, yes, he is the one rallying American patriots at each others
Trump supporters are extremists? No. They are republicans. All republicans are traitors.
Trumph is not white, he's red
Human missle crisis lol
Stair are trump's number one enemy. What a big mistake was when he got elected,OMG.
If imgrant or refugees who whites or blondes skin , do you building that wall ?
This is the best Kimmel monologue in a while. Hilarious
'... although in trumps defense it's hard to make a phone call while fondling yourself! ' Best joke of the year so far😄
Yo Jimmy, why don't you discuss in depth about Electoral College voting system that create all these problems.
Kimmel is a lame creep
This guy is an expert on deepfakes i see. Haha. Qanon is an obvious psyop that benefits people like this guy. Your lies are not working try harder.
Trump losing will be looked back on in 100 years as the place where facism took hold of America. He will set up a 3rd party now and together with the GOP, he will rip the heart out of the nation. We were warned but we did nothing.
Trump & Family, Ghouliani, and the current Republican Party are worse than WW1 and WW2 together !!!
You're pathological, a knowing deceiver, and seem, even now, in a panic. 🙂
Satan's lamest agent Matt Damon!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAA. You are the best Kimmel!! :D
Too funny his conspiracy demo ended with the king of all evil Matt Damon but too sad Trump supporters watching do not get the scarcasm.
And how are you today, sofa?
Ooh. Avid Trump supporter only eats organic. Breaking stereotypes?
Love it when you mentioned lost. Jimmy, you are a true lostie! It made sense to.
Tremendous anger by you
"so many imbeciles, just SO MANY I-M-B-E-C-I-L-E-S" Bravo Jimmy!
Can't you get anything else besides the president that you hate to talk about? President Trump puts food on your table cuz you would have no show right now
This stuff not funny anymore please stop talking about him giving his ego a drink everytime 5 days hope don't hear his name again.
He really thinks people are stupid wow he is a piece of work. Lock him up put straight jacket on him. He is loosing it.
Trump is weak ,losey President go away.
5 days left Trump bad History bye bye! Just anger to you loser and you causing danger.
Trump you deserve it.
😂😂😂😂 matt
Have to beware of old narcissists who always blame their own actions and their actions consequences on THEY and THEM. Watch out for those people. THEY'RE crazy....
Isn't it obvious that these clowns (called late show hosts) get paid to attack everything Trump-related 24/7? Would they dare shed light on the crimes and idiocies of the Obama administration for a change?